so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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