just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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