the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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