i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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