Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
nutella sex= disaster
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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