Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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