Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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