Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Shame - the story of my life.
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