Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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