WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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