Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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