this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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