turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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