I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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