Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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