i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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