Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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