Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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