Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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