Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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