Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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