You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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