Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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