Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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