is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
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