Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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