You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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