What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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