Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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