so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just gargled with NyQuil
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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