Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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