Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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