i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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