8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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