we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
