i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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