And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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