these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Enjoy the penises
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize
