The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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