She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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