when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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