I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we made out on top of his cat.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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