Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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