Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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