so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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