Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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