I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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