How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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