who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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