ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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