I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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